Uncle Dennis demands recount

Our crazy Uncle Dennis is at it again.

Dennis Kucinich, the presidential contender who we can always count on to keep things interesting, is now demanding a recount of the New Hampshire. That's right. Kucinich, who only got 2 percent of the vote, even lost to the margin of error (which is usually 3 percent). I guess he thinks the count could be off by 37 percent, the spread between him and the winner. You never know. It could happen.

New Hampshire, of course, responded 'Sure Uncle D. Just bring your checkbook!' Uncle Dennis wasn't heard from again.