Imus: I'm sorry, nothing's changed

"…not much has changed. Dick Cheney is still a war criminal, Hillary Clinton is still Satan and I'm back on the radio."

— Don Imus during his first broadcast since being fired in April.
Just in case you were wondering if Don Imus learned anything during his eight-month sabbatical from radio, Monday morning he reminded us how much things would remain the same. Of course, he returned with the human bunting of two Black comics, Karith Foster and Tony Powell.

Presidential hopefuls John McCain and Chris Dodd were among his first guests. I guess they were just being loyal. So now it's my turn to be loyal. It's not like either had a real shot at being president, but in the off chance that they did, neither will ever get my vote. They can rot in hell with Satan. Unless she gets the nomination, of course.