Wednesday, November 14, 2012

No need to secede, just GTFO

All those Americans in 19 states who signed a petition to have your states secede, you're making it too difficult. You don't need a petition, just a plane ticket.

You can take the advice of your candidate Mitt Romney and self deport. Leave. Go. Adios amigo.

The beauty of this country is not only that our shores are open to all who wish to enter, but we will also extend the same courtesy to those who wish to leave.

I'm thinking we can even start a GTFO fund to help them along. Pack your bags with all your permanent discontent and Get The Fuck Out.